OK, so apparently I can make one of these things. It's late, so I'm gonna keep it short and sweet.

I feel like I've shown, over the course of this game and this FTC, that I want this win - and that, more importantly, I deserve this win. I put tons of energy and effort into this game, and from my perspective, much more than either of my competitors. Rudy played well, and it'd be dumb to say otherwise. But at the end of the day, I feel I played a better game than him, one that's worthy of the title of Sole Survivor. So I say, think carefully about how you decide to vote, read over this FTC, and make the best call you can and write M-A-T-T-Y.

Thanks so much to both Kenny and Sean, and I can't wait for the reunion to talk to all you crazy kids.