In 1984, after four million years lost on earth the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, found a treasure with a flavour that would never be matched. The fruit, rounded, greenish and bittersweet was what he had been looking for for thousands of years. As the machines’ primary fuel, they called it ENERGON. The delicate fuel took the form of cans to disguise it from their enemies, but after saving the world, the Transformers have finally put it out for sale. The essence and vitality of the 80s is captured by the neon colors representing the flavours: Optimus Lime (GREEN), Melontron (ORANGE) and JazzBerry (BLUE).
A time of change and discovery, represented by the moving force of ENERGON, the people from this decade will experiment a phenomenon of taste that will spin their wheels back in time.
What about ENERGON could CHANGE your life so much? Well, think back to a future time. The 80s may have been one of the biggest transitions in human history, where you played Super Mario Bros every day or listened to the iconic Thriller. They changed the videogame and music scenes forever. So CHANGE is the EXACT component that ENERGON needed. Think about tasting TWO different flavours at the same time. ENERGON will surprise you and transform the flavours back and forth making for an exquisite, distinct and electrifying experience. At any time your Optimus Lime could turn a Melontron or your Melontron could turn a JazzBerry. It’s unpredictable but colorful and will fuel and mutate your life. It's the drink that you've been looking for a long time. Don't wait four million years - live in neon colors, live like a machine, TRANSFORM your taste buds. Drink ENERGON.

ELECTRIFY
YOUR
SENSES




Introducing the ELECTRIFYING jingle: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CgOeMxKZjj



Side Effects include: Enhanced or Reduced Hearing, taste, smell, touch and sight, enhanced or reduced Time Rate, sudden Undertaking of an secret identity, ability to breathe underwater, increased connection with animal, increased or decreased arm strength or coordination, Absent Minded tendency, Sudden Adictions, Sudden Amnesia, Bad Back, Decreased Grip, Development of Nearsightedness or farsightedness, bizarre smell, bad temper, tendency to go berserk, bestial tendency, sudden blindness, a lust for blood, tendency of bully, callous tendency, inability to learn, loss of speech, depression, chronic pain, dependency on others, cluelessness, sudden development of moral codes, literal cold-bloodedness, colorblindness, compulsive behavior, easily confused, cowardice, increased curiosity, supernatural curses, deafness, delusion, dependency on random substances (such as sugar, grain, candy or the blood of virgins) to live, sudden undertaking of faith, a change in voice, development of dwarfism, dyslexia, suddenly being a target of the mafia, epilepsy, requiring more of less, fanaticism, rapid weight gain or loss, sudden flashbacks, freighting animals, gluttony, greed, guilt complex, increased gullibility, ham-fistedness, hemophilia, loss of creativity, compulsive honesty, suddenly walking on your feet, hunchback, increased consumption, incuriousness, indecisiveness, inability to understand mathematics, insomnia, sudden fits of jealously, kleptomania, clumsiness, laziness, lecherousness, loner-like tendency, low pain threshold, low self-image, lunacy, increased or decreased susceptibility to magic, megalomania, loss of fingers, motion sickness, development or sudden curing of neurological disorder, night blindness, increased or decreased nightmares, loss of depth perception, loss of legs, loss of sense of humor, loss of sense of smell and taste, nocturnal like behavior, numbness, obsessive behavior, loss or gaining of hands and arms, loss or gaining of eyes, over or under confidence, random phobias or paranoia, restrictive diet, restrictive vision, revulsion, sadism, sudden self-destruction, selfishness, selflessness, short attention span, loss or gaining of lifespan, immortality, shyness, slave mentality, sleep walking, sleepiness, slow eating, slow healing, development split personality, squeamishness, stress atavism, stubbornness, stuttering, loss of body heat, increased or decreased body heat, loss of reflections, reflections changing to images of demons or something similar, loss of shadow, terminal illness, loss of ability to heal, unluckiness, increased luck, weak bite, change of likes and dislikes, etc.

I know this is past the deadline, but I realized that you can't hear the lyrics very well. Since I had to disguise my voice for the jingle, it's only fair that we post the lyrics, yeah?



"Every night the headlights glow.
I can hear them coming with cans so cold

Just like a shock, racing through your veins.
Driving the taste, forever changing.

Energon! Electrify your senses
Energon! Electrify your mind
One sip and you’ll be charged up and ready to go
Transform your mind and have some Optimus Lime"

This is iconic. Guys!!!!!!